Friday, May 05, 2006

(in whiny Seinfeld-esque "Did you ever notice that...." voice): Does anyone else think it's hilarious that the name of the police officer on duty at my school today was Officer Outlaw??? That's his REAL name! Is this a case of one's name dictating one's destiny? Or is he playing with the Fates? He's been at our school before and I can't help but stare at his ID badge- I'm sure he thinks I'm checking him out because he's kind of a hottie. But what I'm really doing is making sure my eyes don't deceive me - that he really IS Officer Outlaw. Doesn't it seem like the name of a stripper or porn star or cartoon character? I am picturing some studly Mr. Sexy Police guy (like what's face's boyfriend in Six Feet Under season 1) with break away uniform pants. Or as a cartoon character- it'd have to be a dog, I think- much in the same vein as Deputy Dawg.

Does anyone else who blogs on Blogger find themself singing "On Blogger" to the tune of "On Broadway" at odd times of day? I do. But then, I am a dork.

On another note, Lydia has been responding to things she doesn't like by saying "Is a no good" in a great, cheesy Italian accent. "Lydia, why aren't you eating your dinner?" "Is a no good." "Lydia, I love the picture you just colored." "Is a no good." She can add that to her ever-growing repertoire of accents- our favorite is the " I love my pony" bit from that Seinfeld episode where Jerry and Elaine have dinner with some distant cousin of his and they really step in it when they go on and on about those kids who had ponies when they were little, and didn't you just hate them. That's 2 Seinfeld references in one post- you know, I could write one of those books like the Tao of Homer Simpson or whatever some guy wrote and now has a college class devoted to.

Prom is this weekend. I hope all of my students come back on Monday in one piece and not impregnated.


Blogger Sarah said...

Thanks to you, I will never log onto blogger again without singing "On blogger..."

how fun...


5/18/2006 1:19 PM  

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