Today I was at Target (my second home)and some colorful, cute little shirts hanging on one of those end-caps caught my eye. I was looking through them, trying to figure out sizes, holding them up to figure out which daughter they might fit, when I noticed that they were of an odd shape. I said to myself, "Well, no wonder they were on sale! Who the hell do these things fit?!" Then I noticed the other merchandise on the shelf. Dog bed. Dog purse (the hell?). Chew toys. Leashes. Doggy beds. Mm. Either this was the S&M section for midgets, or I was about to purchase a doggy sweater for my girls.