Thursday Thirteen, The Drinking Game
This is kind of a take on that drinking game "I never". Remember that? You'd sit around a table and tell things you've never done and everyone at the table who had never done that same thing had to drink. Or at least, that's the way I remember playing.
So, play along at home- if you've never done these things, take a drink of whatever you happen to be sipping at the moment (tea, Diet Coke, Lavoris, Similac, agua, bourbon...)
1. used a tanning bed. Ever.
2. wanted to (see #1).
3. gone downhill skiing.
4. been to Europe.
5. been part of a cult.
6. liked country music. (not that that has anything to do with a cult)
7. seen any of those 3-D pictures that were all the rage a few years ago. I did the nose against the picture and backed up- still nothing.
8. been to confession.
9. witnessed an exorcism. (I don't THINK they're the same thing...)
10.seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies. ( see #5... just kidding!)
11.worn white after Labor Day. (Have you seen the movie Serial Mom, where Kathleen Turner's character charges a woman in the courtroom for doing just such a thing?)
12.karaoke'ed. Seriously. I get up in front of people every day and do my dog and pony show- I don't really fear public speaking- but the singing? Scares the crap out of me.
13."hosted a murder"- no, not a real murder. What kind of a freak do you think I am? I'm talking about one of those cheesy party games where you have to get into character and solve a murder mystery.
Ok, so I gave you some freebies- I can't have thirsty people reading this blog, can I?